Unintentionally Randomly Hilarious Pinups Series - Set #2

Random Pinups Continued:

1) She's dressed like a sexy elf, that I understand. But why does she have the creepy Santa mask? Oh, wait, is this a sex game... Like you never know which one you're going to get. Sexy Christmas Elf, or Drunken Furry Fat Man? I think that's a mirror in her hand and she's looking at you like, you've GOT to be kidding. This is the Christmas fantasy you want me to act out?

















2) When our Puritanical founding fathers started celebrating Thanksgiving, I'm sure this isn't what they had in mind. Or maybe they did, I don't really know...But what isn't clear about this picture is, WHAT IS IN THE BOX? Is it a piece of jewelry, a ninja throwing star, a bedazzled turkey bone? It's all very confusing...
























3) This particular gal is VERY multifaceted. She's a gorgeous and very fit, Cowgirl Ballerina. And in case you were in doubt about her skills, you should also know she plays the cello VERY well. Stay tuned for the second act where she juggles live rabbits while playing the piccolo and hula dancing.
























More to come!