You can milk anything with a nipple...

Tim: I heard that milk prices are skyrocketing. The organic milk is something like $6 a gallon.

Erin: Well good. Maybe people with start drinking less milk. Those poor cows deserve a break. All those pus laden chapped teets.

Tim: ugh...


Erin: You should switch to Almond Milk. It's better for you, and would probably cut down on your congestion.

Tim: Well, what about the Almonds? Won't someone please think of THEIR teets?