Unintentionally Randomly Hilarious Pinups Series - Set #1

I have been doing lots of pinup research lately, trying to find inspiration for my Viva Las Vegas "look". In doing so I ran across a whole slew of pinups that I'm sure made sense in some context, but since I don't know what that context is, they are VERY Random. I've got lots to choose from, so I'd like to start by posting these three. Please feel free to come up with your own captions...

1) As most of you know, I'm an animal lover and these heads on the wall just freak me out. But there is more than just one thing disturbing about this image... The animals seem to think she is hot, but then again...the Moose seems scared and it appears that she's holding his mouth shut. What does he know? And I noticed that the Bears eyes are SCARY huge, but then I realized WHERE he was looking and it made more sense...
























2) What the HECK is she wearing? Where is she hiding the rest of the Gorilla? My friend Gillian said, "ah, see, she's calling the costume store to let them know the rest of the suit is missing!"
























3) Do zoos have conjugal visits? "Hey sweetheart, don't leave me in here without a little sumpin' to remember ya by..." Pesky ostriches...

























More to come...