Unintentionally Hilarious Pinups - #3

1) Miss Flying Saucer - With the dawn of the space age, I'm sure a lot of guys were hoping that this is what they would find on Mars. What cracks me up about this picture is her space helmet. It's like a test tube, and I can't figure out where it connects to her tiny little space suit. (Which as we all know, wouldn't work because space is cold. HELLA cold. Then again, maybe men were hoping all the space women they'd find would be warm blooded.) Notice her flying saucer is an actual tea saucer. It doesn't even have a steering wheel!



















2) I'm not sure where this little lady thinks she's going. It's unclear if she's sneaking in or out, but either way, perhaps she's better avoid barb wire fences altogether. She should also avoid polka dot stockings, it just looks like she's trying to cover up an incredibly symmetrical outbreak of hives.



















3) At first I thought this was an scantily clad Italian gondolier ballerina terrorist lighting the fuse of an IED. Gillian pointed it out that it must be a 4th of July Pinup, but that doesn't erase that creepy look on her face. Trust no one people, she looks dangerous!




















4) Because the background in this image is yellow, it's not clear where she was trying to go with that lamp. I know I like to climb on ladders with lamps all the time, while my dog tries to chew on the cord. Maybe she's sleep walking and the dog is trying to save her from walking off the top of the ladder with her lamp! What's that boy, there's someone stuck on a ladder with a lamp?




















This is the last installment of random pinups, for now. I will be unveiling my new March blog header this Saturday, so stay tuned!