Drunk Driving Conversation

It's 12:30 at night... We hear a huge screech and a loud crash outside. I run to the balcony, a girl in a red car has smashed into a parked car. She's screaming and trying to start the car and drive away. The front fender is so smashed that the car won't move. Tim calls 9-1-1 and tells them the situation. Moments later a fire truck comes roaring up, and 3 cop cars follow. The cops pull her out of the car and determine she is not seriously hurt. She's crying hysterically as they interview her and try to give her a DUI test. She fails the test and throws herself on the ground sobbing. Two policemen try to pull her up and she flops around like a limp rag doll. They finally attempt to handcuff her and she starts kicking her feet resisting their attempts. They overpower her and walk her to the car as she screams and kicks the whole way. The ambulance shows up and two EMT's join the policemen in transferring her from the police car to the ambulance and she kicks and screams the whole way.

It's now 12:50. The tow truck is cleaning up her mess...

Tim: These pictures I took really didn't work that well...

Erin: Darnit Tim...What kind of paparazzi are you? If that was Britney Spears, we could have used those pictures to pay for our kid's college tuition!

Tim: I know! We have a telephoto lens and I didn't even use it! What else are we using that for?

Erin: Seriously! We got that nice camera... let's put it to use...

Tim: Yeah, we should start driving around town looking for drunk bitches!

Erin: I'm going to blog that you said that...

Tim: Whatever, just don't misquote me.