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For the wives & families of freelancers:

Sometimes things can get a little stressful and crazy, but all the champagne and blow really makes up for it. ;)


"As you can imagine, this breakdown of physical harmony has not improved his disposition. That’s not to say he’s become cruel or hateful toward me. We get into the occasional fight because of an especially stressful day he’s had, but I would never have to worry about him hitting me. No, I know that as long as I have his dinner hot on the table by 6:09 and a pie baking in the oven every night and I don’t ever look him directly in the eyes and if I always refer to him as “His most grand-high chieftain, overmaster of this house,” I won’t have to worry about hiding any more cigar burns. That’s what he’s promised me and I’m reasonably certain he probably means it."

Hahahaha, this article is hilarious...