Things That Are Cool In Summer 2007:

-Grande Iced Coffee with Half & Half
No sweetener! That makes it too easy to drink...just a splash of cream and you've got a beverage that will last all morning!

-Ann Taylor Dresses
Classic cuts, fabulous fabrics... get em' on ebay or on the clearance racks.

-Amy Winehouse (music & eyeliner)
She's bad, she's bold, and she'll likely be dead before she's 27. Her music makes my sinuses hurt and the hair on my arms stand on end.

-The Soundtrack to American Graffitti
Not a single song longer than 3 minutes. Perfect for this hot weather where dancing for longer than 2 minutes 45 seconds just makes you sticky.

-Skirts.
Skirts are the new pants/shorts/capri pants. FOR EVERYONE. Banish sweaty butt syndrome, wear a skirt!

-Jessi's Magic Bullet Marg
It's hard to quibble with a drink that comes color coded, with a handle.... it's tasty and it prevents the dreaded "Condensation Slip"

-Shirley Maclaine circa 1960's
Watch the Original Ocean's 11, The Apartment, My Geisha, Irma La Douce, and Sweet Charity.... seriously all great films....

-Leaves & Grass & Birds & Butterflies
All things that I see when I look out my giant windows at work. I love that I work somewhere near nature...

-Uptown.
It's the place to be. Seriously. Everyone move there and we'll be NEIGHBORS!

-Chiffon bikini panties (By Hanes)
They aren't granny panties. They don't give panty lines, they breath, and you'll spend less time digging your undergarments out of your ass.


That's the report Folks!

p.s. Gillian wanted me to include that as far as Hotness in the Summer of 2007, she and I are also on the list. But I thought that was just UNDERSTOOD. :)