Never send a man to do a woman's job...
“Our new toilet paper is ghetto…” he said. “What’s wrong with it?” she responded. “From now on, you just need to buy the toilet paper and don’t tell me how much it costs. “he answered. “Oooooh…honey did you accidently buy ONE-PLY?” she moans. He hangs his head dejectedly. “I thought Scott was a trustworthy brand. The packaging said SOFT on it in big letters.” “It’s alright sweetheart….” She pats his shoulder.”Well, maybe we can use it to toilet paper the neighbor’s house…”
posted by saucybritches at
6/25/2006 04:54:00 PM
4 Comments:
so untrue! no girl ever understands that guys enjoy the two ply as well. id never use anything but two ply and it has to be soft. theres nothing worse then a paper towel feeling when your takin care of your business! and every time ive had a girl get the TP or ive had to go when im at a girls place, there has never NEVER been good TP. but never fails that when im at a fraternity brothers place theres some nice soft two ply quilted northern.
I've made the tragic mistake of actually buying the supermarket's own brand.
she walks into the room
waving toilet paper, why?
she gives a funny look
who the hell buys one ply?
with the one ply blues
your dignity is shot.
women worry twice you see,
they wipe their asses and their twats.
daj
I have to admit it, I often buy the one-ply toilet paper, and maybe even the plyless at times. I gotta stop it. Even I hate it by the time I get it home.
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