5 weird things...
In honor of Ari’s post, I tagged myself with the request of five weird things that I do. I spend a good deal of time pretending to be normal, so sharing my weirdness is a big step. *takes a deep breath*
1) I like to imagine that I've gone back in time (ala Marty McFly) to my high school. Somehow I meet up with my former self and give myself fashion tips and pep talks. I help my former self be less of a dork. Sometimes I dress my former self up all preppy and make her a cheerleader. Sometimes I dress her up a total punk rock kid, complete with knee high Doc Martens. But mostly, my former self punches Ruby Hajos in the face when she tries to smash my head against a locker... instead of crying in the bathroom, like my actual former self.
2) I give a mental “black bar” to people I see with bad fashion. I like to give Tim a report of the worst outfits that I see when I’m out. He doesn’t care, but I get really upset with large women wearing revealing clothing, bad Cosby sweaters, people with clown eyebrows, people who wear their lipstick on the outside of their lips… etc.
3) I sing songs from musicals all the time(I know a surprisingly large number of songs from Sound Of Music, Fiddler On the Roof, Chicago, White Christmas etc.) all the time. I woke up this morning, jumped out of bed singing “ What’s This?” from Nightmare before Christmas. Tim mostly just looks at me like I’m nuts.
4) I OBSESS over costumes. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but I usually institute some sort of theme for my birthday as well, just so I can dress up. I still play dress up. I like to put on crazy makeup and various things and take pictures. I’m not sure why I like it so much. I guess it because being something more glamorous than yourself is always fun. Plus, I really like dressing up like Madonna. :)
5) I’m afraid of the dark. I have a huge imagination and I can not sleep in a room if the curtains are open. I will convince myself that I just saw a face looking in the window or something. I get prickles if the room is too dark and I can’t see the corners. And sometimes…I still jump into bed, just in case there is someone underneath it.
There you have it… I am a big freaking weirdo.
1) I like to imagine that I've gone back in time (ala Marty McFly) to my high school. Somehow I meet up with my former self and give myself fashion tips and pep talks. I help my former self be less of a dork. Sometimes I dress my former self up all preppy and make her a cheerleader. Sometimes I dress her up a total punk rock kid, complete with knee high Doc Martens. But mostly, my former self punches Ruby Hajos in the face when she tries to smash my head against a locker... instead of crying in the bathroom, like my actual former self.
2) I give a mental “black bar” to people I see with bad fashion. I like to give Tim a report of the worst outfits that I see when I’m out. He doesn’t care, but I get really upset with large women wearing revealing clothing, bad Cosby sweaters, people with clown eyebrows, people who wear their lipstick on the outside of their lips… etc.3) I sing songs from musicals all the time(I know a surprisingly large number of songs from Sound Of Music, Fiddler On the Roof, Chicago, White Christmas etc.) all the time. I woke up this morning, jumped out of bed singing “ What’s This?” from Nightmare before Christmas. Tim mostly just looks at me like I’m nuts.
4) I OBSESS over costumes. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but I usually institute some sort of theme for my birthday as well, just so I can dress up. I still play dress up. I like to put on crazy makeup and various things and take pictures. I’m not sure why I like it so much. I guess it because being something more glamorous than yourself is always fun. Plus, I really like dressing up like Madonna. :)5) I’m afraid of the dark. I have a huge imagination and I can not sleep in a room if the curtains are open. I will convince myself that I just saw a face looking in the window or something. I get prickles if the room is too dark and I can’t see the corners. And sometimes…I still jump into bed, just in case there is someone underneath it.
There you have it… I am a big freaking weirdo.
posted by saucybritches at
1/21/2006 01:01:00 PM
4 Comments:
okay, so that made me laugh....and had me singing the song!
Now I'm singing "All That Jazz"!
when i go back in time, I tell my former self not to worry about getting stuck in Port Orford because it didn't happen. I think if I had know that at the time I would have enjoyed life more...no it would have still sucked. Also, I would have punched Ki in the face when she tried to punch me for "stealing" her boyfriend.
No, you're not a wierdo... you're adorable!
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