Sometimes I think that the devil lives inside my brain. At dinner tonight with Tim’s Parents, (my inlaw’s) I busted out my ”Hung Far Low Cock” joke, like an idiot. I’d already had a couple beers and a couple glasses of wine, but that is no excuse for my poor judgment. My parents didn’t even think that was funny and they are pretty easy going… I busted that shit out in from of the Catholic parents??? What the hell is wrong with me???? *buries head in hands* Lordy, I have two more days with these people. I’m am going to try not to stick my foot in my mouth. We’ll see how it goes…. *sigh*
posted by saucybritches at
8/18/2005 08:54:00 PM
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Oh god, that made me laugh!
If you can do a good brogue, maybe you can make amends with this, "The Clean Dirty Irish Joke."
Warning: Only Attempt This Joke If You Can Affect A Brogue! Failure To Use A Brogue During The Dialog Will Result In Uncomfortable Silence!
A professor stands before the biology class in Dublin.
"Miss Flannagan, please stand before the class and tell us which part of the human anatomy, when properly stimulated, expands to 14-times its original size."
"On no, Professor," Miss Flannagan says, "I couldn't possibly say that in front of the class sir."
"Very well, Miss Flannagan. Mister O'Malley, would you please be so kind as to enlighten Miss Flannagan?"
Mr. O'Malley stands and says, "Yes sir. The part of the human anatomy that when properly stimulated expands to 14-times its original size, is the human iris sir."
"Thank you Mr. O'Malley. You may sit. Miss Flannagan, I've got three things to say to you: one, you didn't prepare your lesson for today; two, you have a dirty mind; three, if and when you ever get married you're in for an awful disappointment."
Don't worry about it, they must have had a humour bypass! :)
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