Friday, July 08, 2005

Katie Holmes is brainwashed.

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Okay, is anyone else getting totally freaked out by what appears to be a pod-person type of take-over of Katie Holmes body? I shudder every time I hear about her “scientology chaperone” and how “great, fabulous, and amazing” Tom Cruise is. It is obvious to me that she has been sucked into some type of pseudo religion masquerading as saviors of the world. I can not believe this kind of thing goes on in our midst.

Everyone wants to talk about how looney tunes Tom Cruise is, but nobody wants to say that his religion IS PSYCHO. I was trying to get to the bottom of this whole scientology thing and I came upon some websites that were downright scary. All the beliefs and practices are so wrong on so many levels. I really hope that Katie Holmes family stages an intervention before it’s too late…

http://www.xenu.net/
http://www.scientology-lies.com/
http://www.scientology.org/
http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/dianetics.html

whew…..creeepy!

2 Comments:

Anonymous derek said...

Michelle Collins has some funny things to say about the unholy trilogy of Katie, Tom and L. Ron Hubbard. But this illustrated transcript of the Matt Lauer/Tom Cruise confrontation is inspired.

7:53 PM  
Blogger daniel said...

Katie,
Look, it's obvious to the rest of us that he has you by the ear like a mother dragging a kid through K-Mart...
Let him go. I have a secret for you that the rest of the world already knows...he's cute but crazy. He is going to end up drinking poisoned rasberry kool aid in a barn with other suicidally destined actors like Bruce Willis and That guy that always play the french mean guy.
I will hook you up with someone cooler. Grant is way better than Cruise, and Grant lives next to the beach in wonderful Pacific Beach in San Diego. Or I can hook you up with Grant's Asian roomie....he is a basketball and horseshoe king. Howabout I hook you up with John Nebus? He is a cool guy. A hockey player and the undisputable king of NebusLand.
bottom line,
Get rid of Tom...he is a weirdo religious freak of nature.

Hit me back,
Daniel

P.S. I can't make it to the premiere, I'm on location in Malaysia...maybe next time.

8:43 PM  

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