John Mayer's on channel twelve
his eyebrows are jumping all over the place
and his mouth seems twice as big as his head
(that's really big)
The girls in the audience scream
whenever he slips a *&%$^ into a lyric
that had been PG before
and the stories he tells
I've heard before
but he's gonna wear them down
they'll forget and get bored
and then some day
10 years from now
it won't be so lame
to be a villanova (junction) baby.