loose talk....

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history... ...with the possible exception of handguns and tequila" -Mitch Ratcliffe

Most people are like slinkies. Worthless, but fun to push down stairs.

The most dangerous animal in the world is not a lion or a bear, it's an elephant with a shark attached to its back, trampeling and eating everything it sees.

"Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you are a mile away from him. And you've got his shoes."